First, a song, inspired by the portion of Richard Scarry's Please and Thank You Book called Lowly's Horrid Pests. She's really taken to the story of the Grabby Pest, in which a sly fox takes Little Sister's ice cream, but a more sly grandmother catches him by the collar with her umbrella.
Next, a retelling of the children's classic, The Three Billy Goats Gruff, except in this version, there is a gorilla and a lot more goats. In fact, there were about eight more goats after I stopped recording. A lot of goats want to cross that bridge to eat those berries, and the poor troll doesn't get to eat any of them.
I really think we should start carrying a tip jar when we're planning to be on public transportation for an extended period of time. People tell us all the time that we should have her do some modeling and use the income to pad her college fund, but I'm thinking that takes too much effort. Tip jar it is!